Summary

In this feel-good-for-everyone-but-the-kids punishment, the Loser must volunteer as a coach for a local youth sports team or recreational activity. Whether it’s peewee soccer, 4th grade flag football,...

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• Time to Complete:

  Hours upon hours

  training and inspiring next gen fantasy players
• Cost to Complete:

  Background Check Fee
• Punishment Location:

  Local rec field

Instructions

• Step 1

  • Find a gig and locate a local league, YMCA, church rec league, or afterschool program in need of volunteers

• Step 2

  • Apply as “coach”. Must go through all standard steps—background check, orientation, and pretending to know the rules.

• Step 3

  • Commit to a season and coach with enthusiasm. Must wear a whistle, make up drills, and refer to all players as “Champ” (optional)

• Step 4

  • Document the journey: Take team selfies, post “Coach’s Corner” updates in the fantasy group chat, and keep a journal of each chaotic practice.

• Step 5

  • Take your little rascals to the promised land of a championship trophy, or at least a participation trophy

• Ways to Spice it Up
  • League picks the sport—bonus if it’s one they’ve never played (hello, youth lacrosse!).
  • If the team wins a game, they must do a Gatorade bath