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FANTASY LOSER

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When you can’t manage a fantasy team of professional players, the natural next step is coaching youth sports.

Fantasy Loser

Level 3

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Punishment Location
Local rec field
Time to Complete
Hours upon hours
training and inspiring next gen fantasy players
Cost to Complete
Background Check Fee

Step 1

Find a gig and locate a local league, YMCA, church rec league, or afterschool program in need of volunteers

Step 2

Apply as “coach”. Must go through all standard steps—background check, orientation, and pretending to know the rules.

Step 3

Commit to a season and coach with enthusiasm. Must wear a whistle, make up drills, and refer to all players as “Champ” (optional)

Step 4

Document the journey: Take team selfies, post “Coach’s Corner” updates in the fantasy group chat, and keep a journal of each chaotic practice.

Step 5

Take your little rascals to the promised land of a championship trophy, or at least a participation trophy

Ways to Spice it Up

League picks the sport—bonus if it’s one they’ve never played (hello, youth lacrosse!).
If the team wins a game, they must do a Gatorade bath

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