The Winner chooses a setting for the story (examples: a medieval kingdom, outer space, a high school drama, etc.). The Winner must be portrayed as a legendary hero—think MVP, Nobel Prize Winner, and World's Best Hugger rolled into one. The Loser must appear as a hopeless buffoon, sidekick, or cautionary tale.

The fan fiction must be at least 1,000 words. No phoning it in!

The finished instant classic must be posted publicly or read aloud on a recorded video.