Find a local U.S. Open Qualifier and sign the Loser up. As long as they pay the entry fee, they’re in!

Suit up - a traditional golf outfit is fine, but why not elevate the spectacle? Consider a neon plaid ensemble, a full Happy Gilmore hockey jersey, or even a Masters green jacket.

The Loser must play the full 18 holes, no matter how ugly. Shanks, slicers and club tosses are all part of the fun.

Friends should act as media members, asking post-hole questions like, “What happened on that quadruple bogey?” or “Would you say today’s performance was more ‘embarrassing’ or ‘downright tragic’?”