Summary

In the NFL, you often hear under-pressure GMs characterize losing years as “learning seasons.” And really what else reminds you of learning than the good, old-fashioned SAT? This is the chance you hav...

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• Time to Complete:

  2-4 hours
• Cost to Complete:

  $60 - $90
• Punishment Location:

  Any state-sanctioned testing site

Instructions

• Step 1
  • Register for either test early! Choose the location and date to take the test. As an adult you will have lower priority than high school students. Be prepared to take the test at a high school (that totally won’t be embarrassing)!
• Step 2
  • Hit the books! It’s probably been a long time since you took any sort of test, let alone the SAT or ACT - so you’ll want to make sure you’re prepared for success.
• Step 3
  • Show up at the testing center with your ID in hand alongside your new classmates – aka other high school test takers. Maybe you’ll even spot a few other fantasy Losers amongst the ranks.
• Step 4
  • Take the test, which will be between 2-4 hours. **The essay is optional for the SAT, but could provide some extra points (you might need ‘em)
• Step 5
  • Wait for your results in the mail or email. Share the results with your league.
• Step 6
  • IF you failed, return to step 1. It’s either time to hit the books again or the league will now choose another punishment that MUST be satisfied.
• Ways to Spice it Up

  Please do not spice things up on a high school campus.