Recruit the Loser’s Significant Other - without them this punishment won’t be possible. Ideally, they should not be the biggest football or fantasy football fans in the world, otherwise your Loser might end up benefiting from this.

The loser is strictly prohibited from offering any guidance, tips, or advice. This includes sneaky texts, pre-draft cheat sheets, or whispered player rankings. Failure to comply will result in the League picking a new punishment.

Draft Day! During the draft, the Loser may not intervene whatsoever. It’d be best to document this punishment, in order to ensure its followed properly and also have something really funny to watch at the end of the year (and potentially relive when you found out she really was the one… or review where it all went wrong in the relationship…could go either way)

If the draft goes well and you have a good season, watch out - you might just get replaced!