Identify a real position the Loser can legally run for — bonus points for obscure or hilariously minor offices

The Loser must officially file to be on the ballot (or at least declare their candidacy if filing isn't feasible).

Design a real campaign logo and slogans, and announce their candidacy on social media.

The Loser must participate in at least one local event — farmer’s market, town hall meeting, neighborhood BBQ — shaking hands, kissing babies, etc. Will they be like a real politician and make promises they’ll never keep, or will they drive real, impactful change all in the name of being a Fantasy Loser.