Pick a costume. Must be full-on Halloween-level—bonus points for something football-themed like “The Ghost of Draft Picks Past” or “Injury Bug.”

Grab a bag (or five) of decent candy—not the off-brand licorice your grandma hands out.

Choose a random day: March 14th? June 2nd? Doesn’t matter—as long as it’s not October 31st (or anything close)

Go to a local neighborhood and knock on doors with your candy bag. When someone answers, cheerfully say, “Hi! I lost in fantasy football, so I’m here to give you candy. Happy… uh… Tuesday?”