Summary

Taking inspiration from our friends across the pond, this punishment is perfect for leagues with a waiting list, or perhaps even work leagues. The Loser will be relegated to a sub-league, or removed f...

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• Time to Complete:

  1 year
• Cost to Complete:

  Your spot in the league
• Punishment Location:

  Your fantasy league

Instructions

• Step 1
  • Once the final standings are set, the Loser must be publicly "relegated" — preferably with a league-wide ceremony where their badge or logo is dramatically torn down.
• Step 2
  • The Loser must deliver a heartfelt farewell speech to the league, thanking everyone for "the opportunity to bottle it so completely."
• Step 3
  • If there’s a feeder or minor league, the Loser is automatically demoted into it for the following season.
• Step 4
  • The top player from the feeder league (or next on the waitlist) gets promoted, with much fanfare and trash talk encouraged.
• Step 5
  • The only way the Loser can return is by winning the feeder league.
• Ways to Spice it Up
  • Force the Loser to record a fake "post-relegation interview" in a terrible British accent, lamenting their poor "form" and blaming "the lads."
  • If they ever want back into the top league, they must pay a "transfer fee" — cash, beers, or an additional humiliating task.