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Raise a Turtle
The Loser is now the proud (or miserable) caretaker of a slow-moving, cold-blooded reminder of their Fantasy incompetence.
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Level 4:
Ruthless
Fantasy Loser
Level 4
Inspiration
RECIPE
Inspiration
Raise a Turtle
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punishment recipe
Punishment Location
Local pet store
Time to Complete
Turtle's lifespan
Cost to Complete
$200+
STEP BY STEP
Step 1
The Loser must purchase a real, live turtle, such as; A red-eared slider (popular but requires a tank); a box turtle (low-maintenance, but still requires care); A desert tortoise (Enjoy the next 50+ years of responsibility!)
Step 2
The Loser must name it after their biggest fantasy failure of the year
Step 3
The Loser must go all out with the tank or enclosure, including a framed photo of the Fantasy Champion so the turtle knows who actually won.
Step 4
Failure to properly care for the turtle results in a harsher punishment.
Ways to Spice it Up
The turtle officially becomes the league’s mascot, and the Loser must bring it to every live draft.