The Loser must acquire one or more hermit crabs, preferably: The most skittish, hard-to-handle ones in the store, at least two, so they have to manage multiple crabs scurrying around or the ones with the weirdest shell designs,

Give Them Fantasy-Inspired Names – Each crab must be named after a Fantasy failure, such as: Pinchy Mahomes" (because he at least still has a grip on success); "Derrick Crawlry" (for a sluggish Derrick Henry year)

The Loser must build an elaborate hermit crab tank, featuring: A Fantasy-themed stadium (tiny goalposts, crab-sized helmets, a “Loser’s Lounge” sign), a framed photo of the Fantasy Champion, displayed so the crabs always know who reigns supreme, or a custom-built "tunnel of shame" that the crabs must crawl through daily.

The Loser must provide frequent update to the league on how their crabs are enjoying life.