The Loser must purchase a guinea pig or hamster from a local pet store

Give your furry friend a new fantasy-inspired name, such as: "Dak Squeakscott" (for a tragic Dak Prescott season): "Bite Evans" (because hamsters and guinea pigs love to nibble); "Austin Furkler" (for an underwhelming Austin Ekeler year)

The Loser must build an elaborate cage setup, including: Fantasy-themed décor (miniature goalposts, hamster-sized player cutouts, a scoreboard). A framed photo of the Fantasy Champion taped to the side, so the rodent always knows who’s in charge. A custom jersey (either hamster-sized or a human-sized one with the pet’s name).

Failure to properly care for the rodent results in a harsher punishment – If the pet is neglected or rehomed too soon, the Loser must: Get a second rodent as punishment, keep a framed portrait of the pet in their home for eternity, and wear a hamster/guinea pig costume to the next draft.