Create a sign so passersby stop at your stall; something like “Madame Fumblerooski: Fantasy Football Readings – $0.00 and Pricelessly Wrong.”

Engage park goers with wild fantasy predictions and nonsense advice. Bonus if you say things like “I see a waiver wire sleeper in your future…” or “Mercury is in retrograde—start your kicker.”

For every session, start by stating your fantasy record last year and apologizing for ruining Christian McCaffrey’s stats with your bad juju.