Collect every painful stat, screenshot, and matchup from the season — bad waiver adds, zero-point starts, missed opportunities, trade disasters.

Organize it week-by-week or by “stages of collapse.” Include context on your bad beats

Add slow zoom-ins, sad filters, and commentary mocking your own decisions. Use dramatic effects like fake audience laughter or record scratch moments.

Narrate the horror with deadpan or overly dramatic delivery: “This is where I traded A.J. Brown for Calvin Ridley. I thought I was smart.”