Summary

Some trophies sit proudly on mantles—this one follows the Loser everywhere they go. Instead of a grand display piece, this year’s punishment is a miniature but equally humiliating trophy, keychain, or...

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• Time to Complete:

  TBD
• Cost to Complete:

  $20 - $100
• Punishment Location:

  Wherever the Loser is

Instructions

• Step 1

  • The league picks a small but deeply insulting trophy style. Some ideas: A Golden L Keychain: A tiny “L” that screams Loser! wherever they go; The Sad Bobblehead: A miniature figurine of the Loser, complete with slumped shoulders and a defeated expression; The Toilet Trophy: A tiny golden toilet for their epic Fantasy dumpster fire; The "Clown of the Year" Award – A keychain with a tiny, sad clown face.

• Step 2

  • The Loser must have it on them at all times—on their keys, in their pocket, or proudly displayed somewhere visible.

• Step 3

  • Any league member can randomly demand proof that the trophy is still in their possession. If they don’t have it? A worse punishment awaits.

• Step 4

  • The Loser must take monthly photos of their mini trophy in different public places, proving they still carry their shame. Think of it as an adult ‘Flat Stanley Project’

• Step 5

  • This tiny cursed object gets passed down to the next year’s Loser.

• Ways to Spice it Up
  • Attach an Apple AirTag or Tile so the league can track its location at all times.
  • The Loser must take a photo with their trophy on every major holiday (Thanksgiving, Christmas, birthdays, etc.).