The league picks a small but deeply insulting trophy style. Some ideas: A Golden L Keychain: A tiny “L” that screams Loser! wherever they go; The Sad Bobblehead: A miniature figurine of the Loser, complete with slumped shoulders and a defeated expression; The Toilet Trophy: A tiny golden toilet for their epic Fantasy dumpster fire; The "Clown of the Year" Award – A keychain with a tiny, sad clown face.

The Loser must have it on them at all times—on their keys, in their pocket, or proudly displayed somewhere visible.

Any league member can randomly demand proof that the trophy is still in their possession. If they don’t have it? A worse punishment awaits.

The Loser must take monthly photos of their mini trophy in different public places, proving they still carry their shame. Think of it as an adult ‘Flat Stanley Project’