Design the ultimate trophy. Some legendary ideas: The Golden Toilet – Because their team was absolute crap The Baby Bottle Award – Honoring their crybaby excuses all season The Giant L – Because "Loser" must be spelled out in all its glory The Bobblehead of Shame – A custom bobblehead of the Loser, mid-sobbing.

Size matters - this trophy needs to be comically huge (at least five feet tall)

Host an official ceremony, something to officially cut the ribbon on this monstrosity of a trophy

The trophy must be prominently displayed in their living room, front yard, or somewhere painfully obvious for an agreed amount of time. The league can do inspections to ensure compliance. Any attempt to hide, relocate, or “accidentally break” the trophy results in even worse consequences.