Summary

Champions hoist their trophies with pride; the fantasy Loser, however, must hoist theirs with shame. This isn’t just any trophy—it’s a gigantic, over-the-top, absurdly embarrassing monstrosity that wi...

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• Time to Complete:

  N/A
• Cost to Complete:

  $100 - $300
• Punishment Location:

  Loser's front yard

  Or living room

Instructions

• Step 1
  • Design the ultimate trophy. Some legendary ideas: The Golden Toilet – Because their team was absolute crap The Baby Bottle Award – Honoring their crybaby excuses all season The Giant L – Because "Loser" must be spelled out in all its glory The Bobblehead of Shame – A custom bobblehead of the Loser, mid-sobbing.
• Step 2
  • Size matters - this trophy needs to be comically huge (at least five feet tall)
• Step 3
  • Host an official ceremony, something to officially cut the ribbon on this monstrosity of a trophy
• Step 4
  • The trophy must be prominently displayed in their living room, front yard, or somewhere painfully obvious for an agreed amount of time. The league can do inspections to ensure compliance. Any attempt to hide, relocate, or “accidentally break” the trophy results in even worse consequences.
• Ways to Spice it Up
  • Add LED neon lights for extra visibility
  • If the Loser finishes last again next season, the trophy gets even bigger.