On start day, the Loser must post a declaration across all social media: “I lost my fantasy league and will now live as a vegan for the next 365 days. Please send help.”

No animal products allowed — no meat, no dairy, no eggs, no gelatin, no honey. Check labels. Google everything. Cry. Repeat.

All meals out and grocery hauls Grocery hauls posted monthly.

League members reserve the right to audit meals, demand pics, or challenge suspicious food choices.