Get writing - pull together at least five chapters (at least 400 words per “chapter”) detailing your mistakes from last year and how you and others can learn from your woeful ways.

To the printing press! Print out at least one copy for everyone in the league, as well as at least 10 more copies to sign for your adoring fans (or haters)

Set a date and time to do your book signing in a local park or gathering place. Have some fanfare around the signing, including a table and a big signing that the Loser is in town and ready to share their wisdom.

Complete the book signing and get your act together next year.