The league votes on where to go. Fancy steakhouse? Endless sushi? A fast food splurge that will put professional mukbangers to shame?

The league can impose a dress code for the loser as they host this one-of-a-kind dinner. A tuxedo? A banana suit? A t-shirt with "I'm a Fantasy Football Loser" printed on it? Get creative.

Order up! This is not the time to skimp out on orders. Everyone in attendance can order whatever they want (within reason of course - no ordering food with the sole purpose of bringing it home – unless your league thrives on chaos, in which case...lobster all around).

Settle the Tab: The Loser pays the full amount, including tip. The league handles the aftermath—usually by posting receipts or sending a few pity bucks the Loser’s way on Venmo.