Locate a local interpretive dance or beginner ballet class. Bonus points if it’s designed for kids or beginners. The Loser should call ahead to confirm they’re okay with a "very special student" joining in.

Dress for success, commit to the bit and make sure you get the proper dance attire.

Take at least three classes to make sure you have the moves down pat.

Take your talents to the stage - either for your class’s organized recital, or perform your routine for your league if no such performance can be scheduled.