Identify the campus - will it be your alma mater where you actually might know what the hell you’re talking about? Or the local campus

The Loser must spend at least two hour walking around campus pretending to be a real tour guide.

As a fake tour guide, they must approach prospective students and their families to offer "insider tours."

During the tour, they’ll deliver their best guesses at details around the campus and why mom and dad should send their little genius to said college.