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Summary

A take on the iconic Beer Mile… running a mile is hard enough, but now you’ll get to do it while enjoying the national dish of the United States - a cheeseburger at every ¼ mile you run. Find a local ...

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  • Time to Complete:

    30 minutes to an hour

  • Cost to Complete:

    $20 - $30 for a few fast food burger

  • Punishment Location:

    The local high school track, or a (hopefully) flat route to run a mile

Instructions

  • Step 1
    • Find a running track in your area, or identify a route where you can run your mile of hell.
  • Step 2
    • Arrive at your destination. Identify where each ¼ mile marker is, and have a league member stationed there to be ready to hand you your fast food burger.
  • Step 3
    • Ready, set, go! But wait…chow down on a burger before you start moving those legs. Inhale burger numero uno, and get moving!
  • Step 4
    • Eat your next fast food burger at the ¼. 1/2 , and ¾ mile markers.
  • Step 5
    • Do your best to keep it all down, all that up and down motion and burger bites are not going to get along well.
  • Ways to Spice it Up
    • Hydration is key - and what goes better with a burger than Coke or Pepsi. At each ¼ mile, the Loser must also have a glass of soda
    • Instead of measley single-patty burger, it must be a double burger at every stop (or one extra patty for each additional quarter mile)

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