Choose a 24-hour burger spot (or one open as long as needed). They must stay inside for the full sentence unless they eat their way out.

Each full burger subtracts 1 hour. That means bun, patty, cheese — no deconstructing or sharing. We’ll be nice and say fries are optional!

Time begins once the first burger is unwrapped. Time only stops once they’ve hit zero hours remaining or the full 24 have passed.

If they vomit, they reset back to 24 hours. No exceptions.