Book a table at your town's nicest dining establishment, we are talking $$$ or more on Yelp! (Monday nights are usually the quietest at restaurants, so management may be more flexible when considering the booking of your upcoming humiliation. But, you can downgrade your restaurant, as needed, to get the restaurant's approval.)

Hang up your sweatpants and dust off your finest suit that you only wear to special occasions for this momentous event. Lululemon joggers do not count as dress pants!

If your league opted for a blind date, then you can skip this step. If not, then when you order your date from Amazon (as specifically chosen by your league mates), make sure they are dressed appropriately!

Head to dinner, and be sure to open all the doors for your date and pull out their chair for them (using tape or rope as needed to keep them upright).