Adopt A Highway

Stay in the loop

FANTASY LOSER

Time for a trip to the highway of humiliation.

Fantasy Loser

Level 4

Did your league use this punishment? Submit what you did here!

Step 1

The Loser must fill out the official paperwork to adopt a highway stretch in their name (or your league’s custom shameful name)

Step 2

Once approved, the state will install a road sign with the Loser’s name (or whatever cruel team name you choose, like "Team Dumpster Fire 2024").

Step 3

The Loser must personally perform the required cleanups — usually 2-4 times per year — and must provide photo proof each time they clean.

Step 4

During cleanups, the Loser must wear a special shirt or vest announcing their fantasy failure.

Ways to Spice it Up

Hold an official "Swearing-In" ceremony when the sign goes up — complete with speeches, sashes, and tears.

Adopt A Highway | Fantasy Loser

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