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    • Week 6 FL Staff Loser of the Week PredictionsOct 9, 2025, 12:01 PM ET
    • Week 5 FL Staff Loser of the Week PredictionsOct 2, 2025, 12:20 PM ET
    • Week 4 FL Staff Loser of the Week PredictionsSep 25, 2025, 1:19 PM ET
    • Week 3 FL Staff Loser of the Week PredictionsSep 18, 2025, 1:46 PM ET
    • Week 2 FL Staff Loser of the Week PredictionsSep 11, 2025, 11:54 AM ET
  • Week 6 FL Staff Loser of the Week Predictions

    Week 6 FL Staff Loser of the Week Predictions
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    The Krawmissioner
    Oct 9, 2025, 12:01 PM ET • 3 min read

    Every week, you get burned. This year, normally by AJ Brown. Or Derrick Henry. Every week another stud throws down a dud, and it ruins your matchup. But not this week.

    To avoid starting an upcoming LotW, the FL staff is getting together for a roundtable to help you avoid this torment.

    You're welcome.

    FL StaffLoser PickRationale
    The KrawmissionerDerrick HenryNo reason to think it gets any better in the Cooper Rush experiment, week 2.
    FL PeteEmeka EgbukaEgbuka gets a SF bukake.
    FL RileyRico DowdleMany bought into the one hit wonder week and with Hubbard coming back he’s not going to see as many touches. If you start him in anything less than a 16 team league, what are you doing.
    The FL DonJa'Marr ChaseJoe Flacco is not the answer. He's more of a question mark. Or ampersand. A semicolon at best. This is gonna be ugly.
    FL JayAJ BrownSticking with the AJ Brown for LotW campaign yet again.
    FL MikeDJaylen WarrenFirst game back since being injured going up against one of the best D’s in the league!

    About LotW Each week the FL staff makes predictions and then puts to a final fan vote which fantasy player was the Loser of the Week for that week. This is for a top player that you expect to carry your team, but they lay a dud. We're talking about guys owned and started in 90% or so of leagues. There can only be one loser each week, but rest assured, the others have a special place in their fantasy owners' hearts.

  • Week 5 FL Staff Loser of the Week Predictions

    Week 5 FL Staff Loser of the Week Predictions
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    The Krawmissioner
    Oct 2, 2025, 12:20 PM ET • 2 min read

    NFL players suck just as badly at their jobs as you do. They just happen to have a bigger social media following to bitch to about their coworkers. Two-time LotW winner AJ Brown agrees.

    To avoid starting an upcoming LotW, the FL staff is getting together for a roundtable to help you steer clear of who will AJ Brown you this week.

    You're welcome.

    FL StaffLoser PickRationale
    The KrawmissionerPuka NacuaHe’s been so damn good, but the Niners won’t allow it.
    FL PeteJames Cook IIIPats have been on fire lately, and that fire will cook James.
    FL RileyGeorge PickensHe is not repeating last week and he runs routes to draw flags not catch balls. (another vote for a Cowboys LotW, Riley?)
    The FL DonPatrick MahomesHe’s the one dating T-Swift, ya? Either way, I choose him.
    FL JayAJ BrownSo far, AJ Brown for LotW feels like the safest bet of the season.
    FL MikeDGeorge PickensThe highly delusional Jet fan in me says Ahmad Gardner (not calling him Sauce until he starts playing better) is going to re-earn some respect on his name after a bad few weeks and shut Pickens down.

    About LotW Each week the FL staff makes predictions and then puts to a final fan vote which fantasy player was the Loser of the Week for that week. This is for a top player that you expect to carry your team, but they lay a dud. We're talking about guys owned and started in 90% or so of leagues. There can only be one loser each week, but rest assured, the others have a special place in their fantasy owners' hearts.

  • Week 4 FL Staff Loser of the Week Predictions

    Week 4 FL Staff Loser of the Week Predictions
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    The Krawmissioner
    Sep 25, 2025, 1:19 PM ET • 2 min read

    Proving that NFL players are truly just like us, some of them really blew it. Last week, Malik Nabers did you wrong.

    So every week, the FL staff is getting together for a roundtable to help you steer clear of who might end up screwing you in the upcoming week.

    You're welcome.

    FL StaffLoser PickRationale
    The KrawmissionerAmon-Ra St. BrownSticking with the Cleveland D adding another LotW winner.
    FL PeteMark AndrewsHe's not Likely to see continued target share. (get it?)
    FL RileyJavonte WilliamsMicah Parsons is about to make Dallas, Jerry Jones, and Dak all his dinner.
    The FL DonJustin JeffersonI've heard Jordan Addison is pretty good, so let's just assume his addition is subtraction for Jefferson.
    FL JayAaron RodgersWell I'm 2 for 2. I've resurrected the careers of Indiana Jones and Mark Andrews. This week it's Aaron Rodgers who stinks up the joint. The Ayahuasca is coming home to roost!

    About LotW Each week the FL staff makes predictions and then puts to a final fan vote which fantasy player was the Loser of the Week for that week. This is for a top player that you expect to carry your team, but they lay a dud. We're talking about guys owned and started in 90% or so of leagues. There can only be one loser each week, but rest assured, the others have a special place in their fantasy owners' hearts.

  • Week 3 FL Staff Loser of the Week Predictions

    Week 3 FL Staff Loser of the Week Predictions
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    The Krawmissioner
    Sep 18, 2025, 1:46 PM ET • 2 min read

    Just like fantasy managers sometimes suck at fantasy football, top NFL players suck at real football sometimes. Last week, you were burned by Derrick Henry.

    So every week, the FL staff is getting together for a roundtable to help you identify who might end up screwing you in the upcoming week.

    You're welcome.

    FL StaffLoser PickRationale
    The KrawmissionerJosh AllenMiami is due for a decent defensive performance, no? Jobs are on the line fellas! Plus, Josh Allen, dork, will look good in a Loser hat.
    FL PeteJosh JacobsCleveland defense is legit. They shut down LotW2 Derrick Henry last week. Watch what they do to his college backup.
    FL RileyTee HigginsHe’s not getting the targets he normally would with Browning under center.
    The FL DonJalen HurtsI went to Yellowstone in 1987 and watched for an hour as a pack of rams beat back a group of bison from a watering hole. The bison, demoralized, left to tend to their wounds under a willow tree. So, evidently, who better than a group of Rams to stop a pile of meat on the goal line?
    FL JayMark AndrewsWell I completely resurrected Daniel Jones' career with my pick last week so now I'll do the same for Mark Andrews. For some reason he's still labeled as a top TE. Detroit is a good team, and Lamar will still make his plays, but its time to move on from Andrews.

    About LotW Each week the FL staff makes predictions and then puts to a final fan vote which fantasy player was the Loser of the Week for that week. This is for a top player that you expect to carry your team, but they lay a dud. We're talking about guys owned and started in 90% or so of leagues. There can only be one loser each week, but rest assured, the others have a special place in their fantasy owners' hearts.

  • Week 2 FL Staff Loser of the Week Predictions

    Week 2 FL Staff Loser of the Week Predictions
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    The Krawmissioner
    Sep 11, 2025, 11:54 AM ET • 1 min read

    There is always a top player that will be the reason you lose a week. You might remember such players as AJ Brown and his 1 catch in Week 1.

    So every week, the FL staff is getting together for a roundtable to help you identify who might end up screwing you in the upcoming week.

    You're welcome.

    FL StaffLoser PickRationale
    The KrawmissionerDerrick HenryDid you see what Cleveland just did to Cincy's offense? This ain't Buffalo and 9 yards a carry won't happen.
    FL PeteKenneth Walker IIIHe's trying to live up to his name, now that he's the 2nd behind Charbonnet.
    FL RileyKenneth Walker IIIWho knew he was the backup this year?
    The FL DonJayden DanielsPackers D is the kind of unit that is going to make a lot of people look bad this year. Young QBs especially.
    FL JayDaniel JonesAs a Giants fan, I've seen this story before. Sure, go ahead and start him after his historic game last week. I just hope you have plans for the rest of the day after Danny Dimes throws his third pick against the Denver defense this week.